Bug: Mommy, was Jesus borned on the cross?
Me: No, sweetheart, Jesus died on the cross. He was born in a stable.
Bug: NO. Was Jesus BORED on the cross? Was he bored up there?
Me: *somewhat stunned* Um, no Bug, I don't think he was bored. (::not sure how much detail to go into with a preschooler::) I think he was mostly praying. You know, talking to God.
Bug: But, Jesus IS God, right?
Bug: Sooooo....he was talking to himself?
More SugarBaby theology can be found in this post (along with a few other hilarious incidents!).