Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Monday, September 06, 2010
This happens every morning. I just tell them to eat their breakfast already & get dressed for school.
Fork, spork, or chopsticks?
I prefer to be fed by my cabana boys.
No matter how badly I needed the money, I'd never...
Oh, never say never...that doesn't work out well for me
What question should they ask Miss America or Miss Universe contestants?
What is it that happened in your childhood that makes you seek the approval of millions of strangers rather than simply being confident in who you are?
What are the odds that this interview never ends and is just a psych experiment?
Oh, I thought that was a given...
Who do you take after? Mom or Dad?
depends on who takes first
You can see my place, but don't look in my...
I know you're trying to find where I hid the body, but you won't trick me THAT easily...
My friends would shocked if they knew...
I'd be the happiest person in the whole world if...
everyone would just do what I tell them to.
Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall?
...all you have to do is call/ and I'll be there yeah yeah yeah/ You've got a friend. (What?)
Toilet Paper - Over the top, or under the roll?
Over the top - I have very strong feelings about this...
What memory would you rather forget?
I can't remember
What celebrity do people say you look like?
I will dedicate my life to the invention of...
a mute button that will work on children
The sitcom about my life would be named...
you mean my life ISN'T a sitcom? DAMN. Does that mean that people are *actually* laughing at me?
Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson?
We should criminalize...
Do you typically bring da noise, da funk, or da jell-o salad?
I always bring da Xanax
What should you really be doing right now?
folding laundry, duh
Where is Waldo?
He's with Hoffa
Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Han Solo - always Han Solo...mmmmm
What are three ways you're making the world a better place?
SugarPlum, SugarBear and SugarBug (okay - once he makes parole)
Why did Jack and Jill really go up the hill?
Well, you what they SAY, but we all know what REALLY happened right? Jill is such a ho.
Which of the following describe you? Teenage? Mutant? Ninja? Turtle?
Ninja, totally (okay...Mutant...we all know it)
Ever broken a bone?
Mine or someone else's?
Do you sleep on your side, back, or stomach?
I usually sleep in my bed
Fame or Fortune?
Fortune...I want everyone to leave me alone
Where was sexy before Justin Timberlake brought it back?
I heard it was in Topeka...who knew?!
What would your olympic event be?
Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin?
I wish my cell phone had an...
app that would clean my house
What will spend your lotto winnings on?
shoes...and maybe some purses...
How many hours of sleep do you need?
far more than I actually get
I wish my boyfriend/girlfriend would...
my attorney has advised me to NOT answer this question at this time
What's your favorite comfort when you're ill?
Quick! Name a book you've recently finished reading!
Backseat Saints by Joshilyn Jackson
My philosophy is...
God said it, I believe it, end of discussion.
What's your favorite type of cheese?
What's your favorite Jelly Belly flavor?
like a nice sturdy leather belt.
Do you like thick milkshakes or runny milkshakes? Or are you one of those weirdos who calls them 'frappes'?
For some reason this whole question sounds vaguely pervy to me.
What color underwear are you currently wearing?
wouldn't you like to know?
What music should they play at your funeral? (example: Get On Up)
Why? Have you heard something I should know about?
What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?
Well, for the past several years, she has put them in my nightstand...
When I'm bored, I...
do stupid, time sucking apps on Facebook
What would be an appropriate name for your car?
I call her Odie.
something that raises my blood pressure
Naked food fights are...
When is food NOT naked?
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no...
How many traffic tickets have you received?
So now, USAA is asking the questions?
How many days past expiration are you willing to drink milk?
Milk never makes it to the expiration date in my house.
Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, or white chocolate?
Is there anything you'd like to add before we continue?
Yes, $5million to my checking acct. Can you make that happen?
If I lived in the year 2100, my profession would be...
professional old lady
What's your favorite charity?
"Get Buffi to a tropical island resort ASAP, Internat'l." Won't you give to this worthy cause??
yes, they are.
I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am...
On your way to a padded room?
If everyone would leave me alone, I could...
What's your ideal climate?
Lows in the upper-60's, highs in the mid-80's, about 30% humidity....all the time. Oh, and pollen free. If there is a place like this I am totally moving there.
Why does paper beat rock?
I have ALWAYS wondered about that
I squeeze my toothpaste from the...
If at first you don't succeed...
do it the way your wife told you to, you dork.
What's the fastest you've ever driven?
Oh, no. You're not gonna trick me THAT easily officer.
What would your clown name be?
my name is already Buffi, what more do you want?
Which side is your good side?
the side where you don't piss me off
On a scale from 1 to crazy, I'm about a:
How many times have you broken your cell phone?
I have NEVER broken my cell phone. The toilet once tried to drown it, though.
My hourly rate is...
WAY more than you can afford
What's the most embarassing song you've done Karaoke to?
I don't do Karaoke...for that very reason
When I was little, I used to believe that...
my Daddy was Superman (actually, I still think that)
If I were pregnant, I'd probably crave...
Quiet drinks in a lounge or loud rockin' party?
Quiet ALWAYS wins
Batman or Superman?
I'd settle for an HONEST man
Are you a glass half full or glass half empty person?
depends on what's in the glass
Have you ever fallen asleep at work?
I live at work. So, yes.
Which sport is the best to watch?
SugarPlum playing soccer
I'll wait until nobody is looking, then I'll...
take a nap
Do you have an innie or an outie?
wouldn't you like to know?!
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
I have three kids, I am never, ever alone. EVER.
What is/was your imaginary friend's name?
I had two: Suzy & Jennifer
What's your favorite song lyric?
He lives! He lives!
Fill in the blank: I'm a member of "Generation _________"
that's paying for all of the other generations, evidently
Have you ever been on TV?
yes, I was a total dork. I know you're stunned
What's your nickname?
I love the scent of...
I feel naked without my...
If you had an extra toe, what would you do with it?
uh...give to someone who was lacking a toe???
I will never tell anyone...
What was the first thing you bought when you got your first credit card?
Righty or lefty?
Right...on so many levels
Quick! Make up a sport! (example: Awesomeball)
I believed in Santa Claus until I was...
what do you mean "believED?"
What's your favorite book?
To Kill a Mockingbird
I'd like to teach the world to...
I think Global Warming is...
a load of crap
I have a pierced...
What's the best compliment you've ever received?
SugarPlum told me that one of her favorite things about her best friend was that B reminded her of me.
People think that I'm...
far more stupid than I actually am, evidently
The 80's were a decade of...
BIG HAIR & Aquanet
Quick! Write the last sentence of your autobiography.
...and in my will, I'll be leaving trillions of dollars the charities I have supported all these years.
What's the weirdest topping you've ever had on a pizza?
corn & peas (it was England....I had no idea)
Make up a new word right now:
I'm the best at...
I knew I was an adult when...
crap. I'm an adult?!
Everything is negotiable in a relationship, except...
I'd be totally screwed without...
What's the worst that could happen?
Never EVER ask that.....
The key to success is...
on that keychain I lost in the last move
If I had a DeLorean, I'd...
be kinda pathetic
Complete this sentence: Life is like a box of...
Do you like your peanut butter crunchy or smooth?
When the world ends, I will be...
Boxers or briefs?
what kind of dog is a brief??
How many people have you dated?
why, what have you heard?
Metric or Imperial units?
Would you rather own a dog named Growler or a parrot named Captain?
I wouldn't mind being stuck in a closet with...
a box of Girl Scout cookies
The best ride at Disneyland is...
That would require my going to Disneyland and dealing with the crowds and that never ends well for anyone
In retrospect, do you wish you had studied harder or had more fun?
I'm afraid of...
I'd be nothing if it weren't for...
Propose a new toothpaste flavor:
Beauty or Brains?
Aww...you're so sweet
Bikini, Tankini, or Linguini?
When do you normally go to bed?
never before the third date
I can't believe I lost my...
don't even go there
What's your favorite restaurant?
Wherever you want to take me
I don't get mad. I get...
I wish my ex would...
again, my attorney.....
Monday, May 31, 2010
IT IS THE SOLDIER
It is the Soldier, not the minister
Who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the Soldier, not the reporter
Who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the Soldier, not the poet
Who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the Soldier, not the campus organizer
Who has given us freedom to protest.
It is the Soldier, not the lawyer
Who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the Soldier, not the politician
Who has given us the right to vote.
It is the Soldier who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag,
Who allows the protester to burn the flag.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
I know that I one of the lucky few, but up until about two years ago, all of my grandparents were still alive. I grew up 30 miles from both sets of grandparents and I have wonderful memories of all of them. In their own ways, they were each remarkable people who overcame so much to even grow up, much less have successful lives. They are each such a blessing to me.
Monday, March 01, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
**edited** This post has put back in drafts for quite a long time since I originally posted it. I called these boys a name that was entirely inappropriate. It was not okay for me to do that. However....the rest of the sentiment and the facts behind this post remain. I've decided that since it is part of what really happened in our lives, I am going to post the edited version of it because I don't want to forget.