::boys playing with dinosaurs::
"....and then the t-rex goes "gggrrrrrrrrrrr!!! I gonna eat you!"
and the little one runs away
and then.....(more dino-story plotline)
....and then this is ass-poison!"
Mommy: ::looking up from her People magazine:: Whaaaa? What did you just say?! what poison?
Mommy: "Ass-poison?" What are you talking about?
Bear: Ass. Poison. See this is an asteroid and it has poison in it. So, it's ass-poison! And it kills the t-rex when it crashes into the Earth! Cool huh?
Mommy: ::sighing with relief:: Yes, very cool. Carry on.
*Mrs. Kindergarten is going to LOVE this.*