SugarPlum: My room is all clean!
Me: Did you really get it all clean or did you just push everything to the edges of your room so that the middle *looks* clean but if one pays any attention at all, she can see the piles of CRAP lining the perimeter? Because if it's the latter, I will have to say, no, it is NOT clean and you cannot go to Izzy's house until it is.
SugarPlum: :::BIGGEST SIGH EVER::: followed by *slamming door *
That's what I thought.
Me: Slam that door again and I'm taking it off the hinges!