Thursday, June 19, 2008

All I need is a jury full of moms....

This is what happens when I am trapped in the car with a five- and seven-year-old boy. Consider that this was all in the time it takes to get from Wal-Mart (*sigh* I KNOW, right?) to home. Not. that. long.....unless you're in the car with Abbot & Costello here:

Hey Bug! Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?


Banana Who?

Aren't you glad I didn't say Knock Knock again?!

Hahahahaha1 Hahahaha! heeee! heeeee! heee! hoo!!!

Boy that was funny, huh?

Hey, Bear Look! There's a flying monkey....oops! it's gone!

Look, there's ANOTHER flying monkey! Oh, there it went!

Oh! There's a spider on your forehead

::Bear smacks his forehead::

*^*^*^uncontrollable laughter*^*^*^

Hey Bug, YOU have a spider....

On my forehead?

No! On your FIVEhead!!!!

*^*^*^uncontrollable laughter*^*^*^*

Look! There's something on your fivehead!

No! YOU have something on your SIXhead!

HA! HA! You have something on your SEVEN head!

Ka-PLOWEEEEE! (this was the sound of my head exploding)


::whispering::Hey Bear! Bootie!


::slightly louder whisper::Hey Bug! Bootie!

Me: Boys! Cut it out!!!

{more giggling}





We weren't saying bootie!


Bootie doodie pootie flootie!!!!!!!!!


and then I had to kill them.

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