A note to the (very nice) little old people at Meijer this week:
It is neither quick nor easy for you to use the self check out if you do not know what you are doing and refuse to learn. If you would like to figure out how to do the self check out system, please do so at a time when there are not many, many people waiting (and waiting and waiting and waiting...) to check out. Perhaps a Tuesday morning around 10ish.
Thanks for your consideration.