Throat? Sore. (understatement...on fire is more like it)
Legs? As yet unshaven (but we aren't giving up hope on the date just yet).
I have been tallying up Girl Scout cookie orders to turn in later today. How sad is it that the only calculator I can find is the one on my cell phone? (yes, I need a calculator to count cookie boxes...you gotta problem with that?!)
The boys are running around like little maniacs and I'm seriously considering buying that one of those tranquilizer guns like they use on "Wild Kingdom" (is that show still on?) so that I can get some rest today. I think it may be my only hope of slowing them down. Think Amazon.com has one?
Pardon me, I need another lozenge.