WARNING! WARNING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! WARNING! WARNING!
Fifth grader on a rampage. Expect scowling, grumbling, pouting, tears and possibly shouting (although it is believed that she saves the shouting for her mother.). This hormonal child is very volatile and may seem fine at first, but when provoked can become very....pissy. Please use caution when approaching the fifth grader. She looks harmless at first in her Choir shirt and ponytail. DON"T BE FOOLED! She is capable of tearing your head right off!
It has been reported that her mother told her that her best friend can no longer come over after school since her room is a disaster. This does not sit well with hormonal 11-year-olds. Mom is unsympathetic.
Please exercise extreme caution in dealing with this child. We care about out staff and want them to keep all of their limbs and appendages.
WARNING! WARNING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! WARNING! WARNING!
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