Somebody, please, Get this man a blog!

In response to my recent sushi issues, Bob (recently, of TXU fame) had this to say.....

This kind of reminds me of that old Billy Joel tune, "Uptown Girl":

Up-chuck, girl!
You've been eatin' stuff that makes you hurl.
It's best you never let those bad eats fly,
Until you're moaning, almost heavin' dry.

So you're gonna be an up-chuck girl.
You'll been lookin' at that water swirl
As long as any chunks of hot cud slam
into the water of that porce-lin can --
Green eggs and ham.

Now, I ask you....Why does this man not have a blog?? The Blogosphere needs you, Bob!