This kind of reminds me of that old Billy Joel tune, "Uptown Girl":
You've been eatin' stuff that makes you hurl.
It's best you never let those bad eats fly,
Until you're moaning, almost heavin' dry.
So you're gonna be an up-chuck girl.
You'll been lookin' at that water swirl
As long as any chunks of hot cud slam
into the water of that porce-lin can --
Green eggs and ham.
Now, I ask you....Why does this man not have a blog?? The Blogosphere needs you, Bob!