Every weekend we have "Pizza and Movie Night," where the kids get to pick a movie and eat pizza on the floor downstairs while they watch it. Tonight is Bug's turn to pick.
Me: What movie do you want tonight, Bug?
Bug: Ummm, the "Dahk" movie.
Me: The dog movie??
Bug: No, the "Dahk" movie.
Me: The Dark movie?
Bug: YES! The "Dahk" movie!
Me: What's the Dark movie?
Bug: Ummm, it's the "Dahk" movie!
Me: Who's in the Dark movie??
Bug: The guy. The guy in the dark.
So, can you help me out here. I have no idea what we are watching tonight, and the pizza is ready. I'll keep you abreast of any clarifications....
Well, we watched The Jungle Book. No, that's not the "Dahk" movie, and I still haven't figured it out, but all were happy. I asked if maybe the "Dahk" movie was "Finding Nemo" but, sadly, it is not. The mystery continues....