Phrases I almost never use in conversation with adults

• Feet on the floor.
• Sand stays in the sandbox.
• No, it is nearly suppertime.
• I said NO IT'S NEARLY SUPPERTIME!
• Have you gone potty yet?
• Sit on your bottom.
• You better rethink that attitude, missy!
• Okay, nobody touching anybody else. Is that clear?!
• No playing in the dogs' water.
• Who has stinky pants?
• Don't put rocks in the air conditioner unit.
• Are you making good choices?
• No more Mighty Machines until this is picked up.
• That's for looking at, not touching.
• Did you wipe your hiney?
• It's nap nap time.
• Take your hand out of my shirt. (okay, I will admit that I had to say this a couple of times in college, but in the last 15 years, it has been exclusively used on my children.)
• I think maybe your underwear is on backwards.(ditto remarks above)
• Who loves you most in the whole wide world?