My best friend, Elizabeth, called me tonight to tell me that she is ENGAGED!!!!
I am so happy for you, babe! Oh, and it's about damn time.
Now, no fugly bridesmaid dress, k? Remember, I was very nice to you when I got married. A loooooong time ago. Okay, I'll stop rubbing it in. Or it's a big bow on the butt for me, I'm afraid.